10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.