10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- The all-in play works everytime but once.