10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders