10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson