10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!