10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?