10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe