10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'