10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier