10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow