10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.