10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.