10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak