10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth