10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.