10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.