10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.