10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob