10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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