10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.