10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio