10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it