10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim