10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.