10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS