10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "No river, no fish."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain