10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.