10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'