10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!