10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen