10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob