10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "No river, no fish."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow