10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is for loners.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.