10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-