10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.