10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."