10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim