10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT