10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers