10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Why not, when some because there are three.