10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm