10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.