10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim