10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.