10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen