10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament