10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones