10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine