10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Fold and live to fold again
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet