10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine